I am by no means a fan of sci-fi, which is probably the reason why I haven't played Mass Effect before. I've had a lot of friends who've tried to get me to play it and I did start up the first game (originally) just to please them :P But that didn't catch my interest. I guess I needed to play the game for me. So basically, the-ryuchan gave me the figurative kick in the ass I needed to start up Mass Effect 1. And I'm not gonna bother with spoilers in this post, because I tend to be the last person to join the party when it comes to games that are a few years old.
The Citadel is Reaper tech?! The Citadel is a mass relay?! The Citadel is the Reapers' gateway?! The friggin' Keepers are their servants?! Holy shit! O_oBasically. The battle against Saren in the Citadel in the end had me on the edge of my seat. He was defeated too quickly - he couldn't be dead already, could he? - and I was right. The second time around was harder and a lot more satisfying. When the credits started to roll I felt really happy that I had finally played Mass Effect and I couldn't wait to start the next one.
But lets talk about mechanics and graphics first. I didn't mind the graphics (I tend not to) and I'm sure the game looked amazeballs back in 2007. What I did mind was that I once again had to make F5 my best friend. I did mind that the game had a tendency to get stuck half of the times I tried using an elevator. And I did mind that I had to keep holding left shift to pause the game/do battle tactics. The hacking/bypass system also drove me nuts and most of the time I just put some omni-gel on it so I didn't have to bother. But that's all. That's everything I have to complain about.
So the game starts properly and Shep is rebuilt by Cerberus. And I hated it. Thanks, I'm grateful you put me back together and brought me back to life but I want nothing to do with your idiotic organization so bye. That's what I wanted to do. But I couldn't. So I trudged on with that Cerberus logo jarring my eyes. I recruited my friends, but it didn't have the same feel like the group I had in ME1. Grunt wasn't Wrex. Miranda wasn't Ashley. Jacob wasn't Kaidan. Samara definitely wasn't Liara. Almost every new companion felt flat this time around. Thane and Jack were pretty much the only exceptions (Mordin didn't grow on me until ME3). Because of this my team was almost always Garrus and Tali. And Garrus is so friggin cute that it wasn't even an option to not romance him :3 ♥ I hated the Mako in the previous game, but honestly, the Hammerhead that came with Firewalker DLC was worse. It was horrible, to the point where I found myself missing the Mako. I didn't like that they had made the Citadel smaller, although it made it easier for me to find my way. Scanning planets was waaaay too boring. To the point where I went to probe Uranus several times just to hear EDI say "Really, Commander?". Lair of the Shadow Broker DLC had the best party banter and I got to run around with my cute history nerd again. Though, she had gotten sad. Well, I can understand that. I did die and then come back and then started kissing Garrus instead of her... I made sure to finish every single side quest and then it was time to complete the main quest. Kaidan was an ass to me at Horizon because I was with the organization I didn't want to be with and he was too thick-headed to listen to me. But the main quest. It started out kind of nice and slow - human colonies are disappearing - let's investigate! Then came the bombs -
The Collectors were Protheans?! The Protheans were repurposed by the Reapers?! The Reapers are really coming?! OMG we're going inside a Collector ship! OMG we're going through the Omega 4 relay! Holy shit we're gonna die! Holy shit they're making a new Reaper out of humans?! Holy shit I have to fight the Reaper-human?!Getting out of all of that alive felt amazing! And I only lost Kasumi :) By the end of the game Legion had really grown on me and along with Thane and Jack had become one of my few favourites. And I got to tell the Illusive Man to fuck off! Heck, yes! :D
I still don't like that I had to hold left shift to do tactics and most of the time I completely ignored the tactics throughout this game because of that :P The hacking/bypass was easier this time around (thank god, because now omni-gel doesn't exist anymore), but I didn't like that there was no cooldown! Had I failed once I couldn't try again and that bothered me.
But then the main quest.
Reapers are here! Reapers everywhere! Holy shit! Not Earth! Not Palaven! Not Thessia! Why am I not surprised that Cerberus is mixed up in all this?! The Illusive Man is indoctrinated, well that's just splendid! The Citadel is the Catalyst?! Why is it always the Citadel?! You know what, I get that I have a choice, but I came all the way here to destroy those big-ass fuckers so that's what I'm gonna do! Boom.
I hate that they left the ending so open to interpretation. Even with the Extended Cut that I got so that I saw Shep take a breath and Garrus not put her name on the wall above Anderson's. I know she survived, but what happened after the blast?! Did they move the Citadel back to the Serpent Nebula or is it stuck above Earth? Did they find Shep and got her through recovery? Did she and Garrus find each other again? Did she get the Normandy back? Is she still in the military? Is she still a Spectre? Is she still doing missions with random strays on her ship? Is EDI alive?! Did EDI survive the blast that would destroy all synthetics? And (assuming the geth didn't survive) are the quarians okay without the geth helping them to speed up the process to get out of their suits?! Did the Council survive? Who becomes the new human representative? Shepard? Hackett? Do the species help each other rebuild or does all cooperation from during the war fall apart when they don't have the common threat of the Reapers anymore? Is Cerberus defeated for good or did a new leader emerge? I need more! Finding out that ME4 isn't even about Shepard made me so disappointed. And that it takes place long, long after the events in the first triology means that the only possible character to make a cameo or a comeback is Liara.
But Mass Effect. Holy shit. What a journey.
Also I found this in ME2 and thought it was funny:
An ogre from Dragon Age as a statue in Mass Effect :D