"Have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?"
"How odd. We now have a dog and Alistair is still the dumbest one in the party."
"Try not to look too incomptenet. It's embarrassing."
"I am a simple creature. I like swords, I follow orders. What else is there to be puzzled by?"
"Now that you're in an intimate relationship I think maybe I should tell you where babies come from."
"We all do our share of murdering around here, don't we?"
"I wonder what it is like to float... or drown."
"By the tits of my ancestors!"
"All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools."
"If it isn't the great hero, my father's murderer."
"Isn't perspective wonderful? You'd think people who are so tall would have more of it."
"Funny, isn't it? Andraste fought a tyrannical empire, only to have her followers become one themselves."
"How odd that mortals find so many differences to hate when you have so very much in common."
Alistair + Zevran + Wynne
Originally from Dragon Age 2 and its DLCs The Exiled Prince and Mark of the Assassin:
"Maker's breath! Can't you do this when I'm not around?"
"Shout if you need me, Hawke. I'll always be there for you. Just... knock first."
"Hawke, I'm a businessman. Now and then, I shoot people."
"I'll try not to hit anyone. On our side, I mean. I'm babbling again. Let's go."
"Ah, here we are at the center of power. Smell the oppression, everyone!"
"I like big boats, I cannot lie."
"Varric, would but the Maker approve, you and I would be so much more than the best of friends."
"You go elbow-deep in wyvern shit and I'm the weird one?"
Fenris + Isabela + Merrill
Originally from Dragon Age: Inquisition:
"They will stand in the fire and complain that it is hot."
"Every great war has its heroes. I'm just curious what kind you'll be."
"Can't you see why I want nothing to do with that life?"
"Common ground is the start of all negotiations."
"It's not right... to want to do good, to be good, and have that turned against you."
"Magic is dangerous, just as fire is dangerous. Anyone who forgets this truth gets burned."
"Mother pushbucket frigging bastard shitebag pissface! Eat it, you lop-eared, son of an arse-nut rot-suck piece of... ugh!"
"Whenever you need an ass kicked, The Iron Bull is with you."
"I'm here to set things right. Also? To look dashing. That part's less difficult."
"He thought if he didn't have magic... I'm what he wanted to be. Him, but normal. So no one would hurt him."
Iron Bull + Sera + Dorian
And just for fun: Favourite ultimate team?
Fenris + Sera + Merrill
Ultimate elf party.