Tuesday, 14 February 2023
Elder Scrolls Online: High Isle chapter
Friday, 10 February 2023
Cyberpunk: Edgerunners
This show is so good. After 1899 this was my pick for dinner show because we both really liked the game and we've heard good things about this show. One person even told me it was better than Arcane. I don't agree with that, but it was still really good.
All the music in the show is music used in the game.
Becca is best girl. I don't care about Lucy. And after David went chrome head I kinda lost interest in him too. I lived for Becca in this show.
I enjoyed how they showed and explained cyberpsychosis in this show. It made it seem more real than the random psychos you fought in the game.
The entire story is tragic and I was genuinely horrified when David went through with the conversion in the last episode.
Kinda sad this show was a one-off. I'm hoping they'll do more Cybperunk projects!
Tuesday, 7 February 2023
Brooklyn 99
I've seen all the memes from this show. I've seen the clips. And for years it was a show I considered watching, but one I wasn't entirely sure I'd enjoy since comedy is difficult for me. I like cynical, dark, sarcastic, punny humour. "I'm funny because I'm stupid" or "Let's make fun of this person" kinds of humour don't do it for me and I find them to be incredibly cringe.
But Toni convinced me to give Brooklyn 99 a chance and I really enjoyed it. There were very few cringe moments and most of the show was just genuinely funny.
Rosa and Gina quickly became my favourites, but Holt and Jake grew on me and I related so much to Amy. Stationery nerds unite!
Watching the first few seasons when I already knew Jake and Amy would end up together was kind of like rewatching Friends when you know Monica and Chandler will end up together. Just so much fun :3
They kinda dropped the ball on the last season, but everything up until that point was gold.
Monday, 6 February 2023
1899
This show had the same creators as Dark which we both really enjoyed so we decided to give this show another try. And just as in the first season of Dark we spent most of the time being confused.
I really enjoyed the late Victorian setting in the first couple episodes, and I also enjoyed that everyone spoke their own languages. It's such a small thing, but if the show had been American everyone would have spoken English (maybe with appropriate accents, but not necessarily), but the show is German so everyone speaks their own languages and some of the characters know more than one language while others don't. It made for interesting communication and there were so many times where their body language conveyed more meaning than their words to the person they were speaking to, because the other person couldn't understand their language.
The story quickly entered confusion territory and every prediction we made turned out to be wrong, but it kept us on our toes.
When we only had one episode left I decided to check if the show was renewed so if the ending was unsatisfactory we'd know whether there'd be more or not. Turns out the show was cancelled, which completely killed the vibe. The way the show ended I would've loved to see more.
It wasn't as cool as Dark, but damn it was still cool.
Sunday, 29 January 2023
Game completed: New Tales From the Borderlands
Almost three years ago I played the original Tales From the Borderlands and it was probably the best thing Telltale ever made. So funny and so much action for a point-and-click.
This game was made in the same spirit as Telltale's game, but it didn't quite hit the mark. The characters are funny and the story is very Borderlands. Rhys makes a return in this game, sporting a very dubious mustache.
It falls short on the gameplay. Telltale's games are almost exclusively point-and-click, but there are usually some action elements mixed in. This game was almost like a movie. Most of the action taken by the player was either dialogue choices or QTEs.
I missed the classic "[...] will remember that" to indicate that an action or dialogue choice had an effect on a character's disposition towards another. Instead all I got was a cryptic message about the group not vibing enough. Like, game, you're not giving me any hints that I'm affecting this so I don't know what I can do about it.
But yeah, funny characters, decent story, but lacking in gameplay.
Sunday, 22 January 2023
Dragon Age: Absolution season 1
Saturday, 21 January 2023
My last 5 books: Ghost stories
Friday, 20 January 2023
Wednesday
After we finished Castlevania it was time for Wednesday. We were both excited for this show since we both like the other renditions of the Addams Family. And let's be honest: Wednesday is always one of the best characters in the show no matter which rendition we're talking about.
That remained true for this show as well. Jenna was amazing as Wednesday and I loved every episode. It was always a cherry on top to see Christina Ricci with Wednesday and I was glad her role amounted to more than "quirky side character".
Wednesday's primary suspect for who the monster was always seemed a bit too convenient and clear-cut to me, so it was expected from my side that she was wrong. But it was very satisfying.
Really looking forward to season two.
Thursday, 19 January 2023
Dealing with backlog: Frogwares bundle
So a while ago I bought the Frogware publisher bundles on Steam because I've really enjoyed their Sherlock Holmes games and decided I'd go through the bunch.
1. Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of the Mummy (2002). When I first started up this game it started as a small windowed mode. Didn't bother me much. I figured I'd have to play it in windowed since screens were smaller back then or it'd look hella pixelated. What did bother me though was that the cursor didn't work. It didn't respond well at all to mouse movements, which is kind of important in a point-and-click game. Found a guide on Steam on how to solve the issues. The guide was for Win 10 and I'm running Win 11, but I figured since they're similar enough it'd work. Went through all the steps and the game wouldn't launch at all. Undid the steps that related to the game launching wrong and only kept the steps that were supposed to fix the cursor. The game launched, but the cursor still didn't work. So this game was entirely unplayable. Shame. Trailer.
2. Journey to the Center of the Earth (2003). This is old. I forgot how long ago 2003 really was until I booted up the game. Man, are we spoiled today! FFS ARIANE WALK FASTER! The controls are alright, but the point-to-walk-here mechanic is a little iffy and it doesn't always make Ariane go where you think she will, and sometimes she's straight up blocking something you need to pick up and so you have to make her take a step or two in a direction that doesn't cause the entire perspective to shift. Uuuuugh -.-' The story in itself is cool, like a fanfiction sequel of Jules Verne's book of the same name. The voice acting is terrible across the board so I resorted to my tried and true tactic of reading the subtitles and then clicking so I'd hear as little of the voices as possible. Funny thing, though. I've never played this game before, but the graphics, the mechanics, the voice-acting and the sometimes infuriating puzzles made me feel all sorts of nostalgia for those old point-and-click adventures that I used to play as a kid :3 Recommend, but keep in mind that it's oooooooold and use a walkthrough. Trailer.
3. Sherlock Holmes: The Silver Earring (2004). I enjoyed this one. The quizzes at the end of each chapter forced you to pay attention to what was going on; what was being said and by whom and where and when; read through all the documents found etc etc. The case was quite "fun" and Sherlock's work table was fun too. Not many of the puzzles were too challenging and I liked that you had to use tools like a magnifying glass and a measuring tape several times and not just "look here" and "pick this up". The only thing that ruined it a little bit for me was the forest sequence. Kind of a labyrinth puzzle where you find your way through a forest with multiple winding paths, and since the game is old it's all pixelated and every frame looks frustratingly similar, add to that the fact that I have the absolute worst sense of direction IRL and you have a disaster. To make matters worse after I finally found my way through the forest I had to find my way back through the forest again... but with a timer this time. And I kept getting lost and running out of time and aaaaagh so much frustration! But apart from that little hiccup I had a good time with this game! Trailer.
4. Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (2007). I was looking forward to this. Partly because it can be played in first person view, which makes it seem more like a RPG imo, but also because of its Lovecraftian themes. Unfortunately it crashes whenever I try to use the map for fast-travelling, which means I can't switch locations, which means I can't progress the story. There is a remake/remaster of this coming next year so I guess I have to wait for that one. Trailer.
5. Sherlock Holmes: Nemesis (2007). It kept referencing The Awakened in the beginning, just rubbing it in that I couldn't play it! This game worked smoothly for the first half of the game. When I entered the second half suddenly I could no longer make a save or overwrite an already existing save. Just didn't work. Then the game crashed when I was chasing the thief through Buckingham Palace (not too far from the end of the game) and I lost hours of progress because the game couldn't be saved and there was no autosave. Brilliant! This game had terrible voice-acting, terrible acting overall tbh, but the story was quite fun and Holmes got to make use of every talent in his arsenal while Watson got to stand around being dumb for the entirety of the game. What happened to useful Watson from The Silver Earring? I had a really good time with this one up until the crash. There's something very Victorian and romantic about a genius cat-burglar and the equally genius detective. Loved it. I also have a nagging feeling I've played this somewhere before or watched a playthrough. I definitely remember the Rosetta stone getting stolen and Queen Victoria getting snogged... Trailer.
6. Sherlock Holmes: The Mystery of the Persian Carpet (2008). So this one is a very little one developed under their sub-studio Waterlily. It has no voice-lines, but the same character models as the previous Sherlock Holmes games. This is a very straight-forward point-and-click game with some infuriating puzzles popping up every now and then. Especially the one where you had to get more squares than the computer... GAH! Anyway, this has extremely straight-forward gameplay, with a very simplistic story, and if this game was made today it would've been a mobile game, and it would've been pretty well suited as a mobile game. Trailer.
7. Dracula: Origin (2008). It was only after I finished this game that I realized that their other Dracula game that I played several years ago was set up as a direct sequel to this one. Lol. Oh well. This game draws heavily from the Bram Stoker book, except Dracula is prettier than he has any business to be (especially considering the game is 14 years old). Van Helsing's voice actor has a strange sort of accent that I can't really place. I think they meant for it to be Dutch, but it sounds more Eastern European in places. No infuriating puzzles this time around and the whole thing seemed pretty simple. Like a lot of vampire stuff it fails to be inspiring or engaging. Usually these things are too edgy or just a complete boring copy of the (let's face it) boring book that is Dracula. That Cthulhu Mythos reference made me chuckle though! Nyarlathotep :3 Trailer.
8. Department 42: The Mystery of the Nine (2009). Also a Waterlily game and a full-on classic Hidden Object game. Unfortunately it's also very shallow. As Artifex Mundi keeps proving, Hidden Object games don't have to be shallow. There could be so much more to this. But the story is basically that you work for a federal bureau that keeps track of supernatural artefacts. Nine of them were kept in a mansion, but when the mansion burned down the artefacts disappeared and they wreak havoc to people who end up with them. So you're tasked with finding them. Very few puzzles were frustrating this time around, some parts of the Hidden Object screens were completely unfair and some had hitboxes completely to hell, but it worked out in the end. I did appreciate the nod to Sherlock Holmes. Trailer.
9. Sherlock Holmes vs. Jack the Ripper (2009).
10. Secret Mission: The Forgotten Island (2011). This was another classic Hidden Object game but so shallow and so easy. Nothing even moderately hard on it, no frustrations to make it memorable, no unfair hidden objects... This game was just a disappointment. Nothing memorable about it at all. Trailer.
11. Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskervilles (2011).
12. Dracula: Love Kills (2011).
13. The Testament of Sherlock Holmes (2012).
14. Journey to the Heart of Gaia (2012). This one was good. Classic point-and-click game with a very cute fantasy setting and story. I had a good time with this one. At this point it's getting pretty obvious they're using the same puzzles for every single game, but they're mainly good puzzles so who can blame them. I had a good time with this one to be honest! And voice-acting really does make a whole lot of difference, even if it's pretty bad. Department 42 and Secret Mission had no voice-acting at all, but this one did and it made all the difference! Trailer.
15. Magrunner: Dark Pulse (2013). This one was probably the one I looked forward to the least out of all of the games. It looked like a Portal knock-off and I knew it would frustrating. I started the game and liked the story setup well enough. The whole story and characters and the glimpses of society reminded me of Shadowrun, but with mutants instead of supernaturals. I was cautiously optimistic. The fist few puzzles were simple enough. Then we got to one of the last introductory puzzles and everything was going well enough, until I got to a point where I was somehow going to jump off a cube while also keeping the cube with me, and I just couldn't make it work. Tried on my own - didn't work. Tried with a guide - didn't work. Tried on my own some more - still couldn't make it work. When I had spent 30 minutes on that one puzzle out of my total 1 hour playtime I decided to fuck it and drop the game. I don't enjoy doing the same thing over and over and not feel like I make any progress. Trailer.
16. Sherlock Holmes: Crimes and Punishments (2014). The Sherlock games keep getting better. Testament was really good, but this one was way better and pretty much on par with Devil's Daughter. This is a classic Sherlock Holmes game with much the same formula as they've used since Jack the Ripper with the deduction board and everything. The biggest difference is that they've used a much better engine for this game and so everything is pretty as hell. Including Sherlock. Couldn't stop looking at him o_o This is like an anthology game. There are six cases in this game that Sherlock solves consecutively. My favourite was probably Blood Bath because it almost seemed like an adventure game at times, but Riddle on the Rails was a lot of fun too. Trailer.
17. Sherlock Holmes: The Devil's Daughter (2016).
18. The Sinking City (2019). I loved this game. So much. It gets its own post, because damn.
19. Sherlock Holmes Chapter One (2021). After all those Sherlock Holmes games they decided to restart the entire series. And they did it so well ♥ I had a lot of fun playing this game. The combat was much improved from The Sinking City. The deduction board was straight out of Crimes and Punishments. Had a lot of fun playing around with costumes and makeup. Really didn't like Jon though. This entire game takes place before Sherlock meets Watson, so it's a very different Jon. The story was heartbreaking. A lot of the cases were really good. I liked how the clue-collecting worked. Only thing I wish they'd done differently was to make it more obvious where to pick up cases/missions. Had to Google when and where they'd show up so I could make sure to do everything. I loved playing as a young Sherlock who's still figuring out himself and his trade it was a lot of fun. When's chapter two? Trailer.
Friday, 13 January 2023
Movies I watched in 2022
Just like I did for 2021, here's a compilation of the movies we watched in 2022 :)
1. Red Notice (2021). Ryan Reynolds and Dwayne Johnson in a heist movie. This was pretty cool actually, very fast-paced and fun and Dwayne Johnson didn't end up having the role I expected in the end. An all around fun action comedy.
2. The Trip (2021). This is a Norwegian dark comedy with a well-known Swedish actress as the female lead. We went in expecting over-the-top gruesome hilarity from it and we were not disappointed. This was messy and gorey and bloody and so so much fun. Definitely recommend.
3. Aftermath (2021). A pretty dark thriller that somewhat fails on suspense. A young struggling couple gets an amazing deal on a house, but when they move in they notice that not everything is as it should be. The woman thinks it's haunted but nobody listens to her. Then they find out it's something much worse than a simple haunting. The end was pretty chilling, but everything building up to it was kind of lackluster.
4. You Don't Mess With the Zohan (2008). I'm not a fan of Adam Sandler and I tend to stay away from his movies, so it's no surprise that I hadn't seen this movie before. Yet I was talked into watching this and it was pretty hilarious. A lot of the jokes wouldn't work today (yikes) but definitely a fun movie.
5. Mother/Android (2021). A post-apoc movie that ended up a bit of a disappointment. They could've done so much more with it, but instead it came up short and with an ending that just fell flat with seemingly no resolution. It was heart-breaking at times, but the story wasn't all that engaging.
6. Eli (2019). One of the coolest movies we watched this year. Eli is a boy living with no immune system so he spends his life in a bubble. He's offered a place at a home that specializes in these kinds of conditions, promising a treatment that could improve his quality of life. But when he gets there he soon discovers that the place isn't all it's cracked up to be and there's some really dark things going on there.
7. Crash Pad (2017). This was a fun movie about a young man just wanting to be left alone to wallow, and a middle-aged man just wanting to have fun and get over his ex. They end up helping each other in the most unexpected ways.
8. There's Someone Inside Your House (2021). This whole movie feels like a homage to Scream or I Know What You Did Last Summer. There's a killer on campus that reveals your darkest secrets and then kills you while wearing a mask that looks like your face. Creepy stuff. The reveal at the end was unexpected, otherwise it played out pretty much as expected.
9. Don't Breathe (2016). A trio decides to rob a rich blind veteran thinking it'd be an easy job. Only to discover that the man they're robbing is straight up insane and extremely deadly. This movie was suspenseful to the max and very chilling. Definitely recommend.
10. Day Shift (2022). A very fun vampire movie featuring Snoop and Jamie Foxx. As if a standard zombie-movie met vampires. It was a fun concept, the whole movie was fun. I enjoyed how they played with the vampire lore and how they created different breeds of vamps. Recommended as a fun watch with lots of crazy action!
11. Robin Hood: Men in Tights (1993). Both of us had seen this movie before but it had been ages, so when it showed up on Netflix we had to see it again. It still holds up and it's such a hilarious movie. A lot of the jokes wouldn't fly today though. Like people would cancel it for the very first joke when an Arab says his name is Falafel ._.
12. The Sea Beast (2022). Really heart-warming and fun animated family movie. Gave me Tangled vibes (which is my favourite Disney movie). We chose this for something light and fun to watch and it was both of those, but also just so good. Really enjoyable. Strong recommend.
13. Enola Holmes 2 (2022). I really enjoyed the first one, while Toni wasn't convinced. But I chose this movie as my birthday movie so he would have to watch it with me. It was very fast-paced and fun, and we both came away from it feeling like this sequel was a lot better than the first movie. Keep them coming!
14. Another Round (2020). The Danish movie that won an Oscar. It was on TV when I was visiting my parents for my birthday and we just ended up watching it. It's a fun premise that goes just as wrong as you'd expect it to, but essentially it boils down to a group of middle-aged men being disillusioned with the way life has turned out for them and want to make it a bit more fun. They end up having a bit too much fun.
15. Krampus (2015). We watched this on Christmas Eve. It seemed fitting. It's a horror movie about the dark side of Christmas, when Krampus comes for the bad kids. It was entirely predictable until the very end. That twist at the end though was perfect. We had a good time with this one!
16. Murder Mystery (2019). Two Adam Sandler movies in one year? :0 Wow! And I chose this one! It had a pretty fun plot, and aside from me wanting to smack Adam Sandler so he'd shut up every time he opened his mouth, it was a fun movie. I loved that Jennifer Aniston's character basically solved the murder just from having read so many murder mystery novels xD
17. The Forest (2016). This is a movie that mainly takes place in Japan and mainly in the Aokigahara Forest, or the Suicide Forest as it's known as. It started off with suspense and stayed with suspense pretty much all the way until the part in the cave... And then it all went downhill. The last scene had us both going "that's so ridiculous". Could've been better.
17 movies + the 12 summer movies. We watched 29 movies together last year :) Pretty good haul.
Wednesday, 11 January 2023
Game completed: The Sinking City
As for the story you're Charles Reed, private investigator and ex Navy Seal from Boston. You've been troubled by visions and nightmares that won't go away no matter how many prescription drugs your doctor gives you. So you start to investigate to find the source of them and get rid of them. The clues lead you to Oakmont, a small town on the east coast that was recently partially flooded. It doesn't take long for Reed to realize that Oakmont isn't quite like other places and there's a reason why this town is so isolated and hard to find, and not even on most maps. There's something coming. From beneath the ocean.
Originally I felt that the combat was kinda wonky. Reed was slow to shoot and it was difficult to aim and he was slow to dodge and react, but it was something I learned to handle and anticipate as I played. You also start the game with only a pistol and a revolver that work really well on small enemies, but doesn't do much on the big ones. The handmade grenades work, but they're expensive in mats and you only have three. Things get easier once you unlock the shotgun.
There are no traders and there's no in-game currency. Since Oakmont is effectively cut off from the rest of the world they have reverted to bartering. There are a lot of crafting mats to be found in the world, though. And you'll need it. Damn, I've never used so much gunpowder in my life.
There are no quest markers, but you can put map markers on your own based on the clues you're given and they'll show up on the compass as somewhat quest markers. Since half the town is flooded you can't walk everywhere and sometimes you have to take a boat between places. You have to pay attention to dialogue and read everything so you know what clues to connect in the mind palace later.
This game is inspired by the Lovecraftian Mythos but it isn't a horror game. It's an investigative adventure game with some creepy and gross undertones. It's a very grey world. I was always creeped out by the underwater parts. It isn't scary, but it keeps feeding you the sense that there's something lurking, something coming, something watching and biding its time, waiting... And that makes it so creepy sometimes.
I really enjoyed investigating the town and its people. I went as far as looking up all the sidequests, when they became available, and where to pick them up so I could make sure to do everything. There's a lot to uncover and I had a lot of fun doing all of it! And Reed has a punny and sarcastic sense of humour that shines through every so often. It lightens up the pretty heavy feeling of doom that all the other citizens are having.
Don't go into this game expecting a horror game, because this isn't that. This is a somewhat creepy and somewhat unsettling adventure game.














